Honeycombs

We honeycombed Dixie Normous, then they honeycombed Brian, then Brian honeycombed then!
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The People's Champ

Walking on broken glass. The aftermath of the infamous bottle breaking incident at the 730 E. Training Facility.

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World Series of Beer Pong V

Check back here for the latest Maryland Beer Pong updates for the World Series of Beer Pong V!
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Smashing Times

$75,000 for the year in beer pong winnings for Ron and Pop

Woodshed

Still taking people to the woodshed
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Not gonna watch anymore

Another tourney another MD shortcoming. I'm not gonna watch anymore but my money is on pong tracker. Piotr wianeki (sp) had been the player of the tourney in my opinion. Some of the kids rooting for him are douchebags though (corky from life goes on lookalike)
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Updates

Pong tracker and designated drinkers in the final four
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Teams left

Mcallister, smashing time, smoke show, pong tracker, stimulus plan, designated drinkers, f'in it up.

Final 8.

Austin and foster made last cup against f'in it up, austin knocked over two cups on their rebuttals and ended up losing. Gay as shit, sorry.
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Ughhh

Wet ballz out, foster and austin out, only mcallister left for md
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Updates

Austin and foster sweet sixteen, also wet ballz and who's in your moutj
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Whatever

Beat .wet bball first fsngame, lost swconfd in 4ot lost rhird by one cup.

Gomma go hang myself.\o go md!
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Md matchups

Us vs wet ballz next round
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Play in games starting now

64 teams playing for 32 spots in the final tourney
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One more

MD/SoCal's The Show placed 40th
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Oops

Wildcard also made top 32
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MD standings

Projectile dysfunction 7th, get mitch 12th, wet ballz 17ish, carlton banks 18th, mcallister 16ish, chugsters 23rd, who's in your mouth 29th, joey top 32, larry just missing at 35, 2 kids from hampstead and pongability rounding out top 96. Only md team not to make it was what what in the cup.

Bottom line: md taking it to the fucking woodshed
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MD updates

Although results haven't been posted I do know Projectile Dysfunction and Get Mitch or Die Tryin' are ranked 7th and 12th respectively going into the final 64 team tournament for $25,000
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Worst Dunkin Donuts ever

Got two orders right out of five. How do you fuck up a bagel?

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You look like a ninja turtle, bro!

I wanted to mention I won my sandals back from Tone and $40 in cash games. He punched me in the nuts when he tried to bodyslam me afterward but it's all good.
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Kind of off-topic but...

I think I speak for everyone when I say it is a damn shame the horrible "city" of Pittsburgh is hoisting another championship trophy. I can't think of some place more undeserving than Pittsburgh. I'm glad we were playing beer pong so we didn't have to see Sidney Crosby parade around with his white trash facial hair.

But in the name of sportsmanship, I hope it is a beautiful day in Pittsburgh and the Steelers' Big Ben decides to celebrate by taking his motorcycle out for a spin (and forgets his helmet)!

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Why am I up so early?

I hear doors knocking outside in the hallway. Open the door to see a bunch of security guys and a dude laying face down on the floor. A few minutes later he gets up but dude is completely hammered. He passed out in the hallway! Don't recognize him but he's got a NY accent
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Destined to win it all?

Today is the second day in a row I woke up and defied all logic and reason by not being hungover. Destiny? By the way, the tap water in Atlantic City makes me want to puke.

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The final destination

When you play MD you get taken to the fucking woodshed!

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Also...

I promised I'd post it... Matt o'neill from the outsiders took me to the woodshed one on one, hitting 10/11 and beating me by three cups
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Taking them to the Woodshed

Maryland fared well today with most teams taking their opponents to the woodshed. Projectile Dysfunction led the way with an 11-1 record followed by Get Mitch with a 10-2 record (+38 cup differential). Behind them also at 10-2 was McAllister, Wet Ballz, and Carlton Banks. At 9-3 was All the Above and Who's in Your Mouth. What What In The Cup finished at 5-7. Not sure about everyone else. The top 96 teams make tomorrow with the top 32 having a guaranteed spot in the final 64 team tourney. Results aren't yet posted but I will let yoy know.

Smashing Time went 12-0 as did Farley and Deep. Piotr from pong tracker also went 12-0.

Off to the strip club now and yes, Mantis is still a virgin.
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Updates

8-2 +31 one game left on the featured table.

Austin and Foster are 8-1 at an estimated +9
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Ughh

7-2 +20 shitting the bed right now.
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Fucking Adam

6-0 +26 cup differential adam sucks. Chugsters 5-1 +16. Only loss to Austin
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Ughh

5-0 +22 cup differential would be more if my virgin partner could hit more than 2 cups. Getcha Popcorn Ready just lost to a scrub team.

2 kids from Hampstead is 2-3
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More updates

4-0 +18 cup differential. Austin and Foster lost to Lester
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Updates

2-0 +12 cup differential. Wildcard beat wet ballz by 7 cups
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168 teams total

Winner takes home $25,000. And here we go.

Adam and I have a spotlight game against "What Can Brown Do For You
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Divisions

We are in the same division as McAllister, most of the MD teams are spread out, unlike the WSOBP
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Singles tournament winner

For those interested, Pop from Smashing Time won the singles tournament last night

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Wet Ballz sharing a bed

According to the Rumor Mill, Wet Ballz got into their room last night and it was under construction with the furniture in the bathroom. They had to move into a single and share a bed
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Almost forgot

I'm not even hungover which is awesome!
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Let's go!

Five hours of sleep and we're ready to go. Tournament play starts at noon. Going to go praftice in McAllister's room
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Recap

Sorry for the lack of updates tonite. My phone died and there is no service in the ballroom.

I ended up trading my singles spot to Foster in exchange for giving me half the $1000 if he won (he didn't).

In the meantime, I made about $400 in cash games (very easy). It was basically a free for all with tons of open tables for cash games. They also were constantly running four-team singles and doubles tournaments. Single elim, winner take all. I won three at $80 each. In our first game, Get Mitch or Die Tryin' beat Smashing Time (defending world champs) by 5 cups. Austin and I formed as "The Woodshed" and took EVERYONE to the woodshed, winning two tournaments.

I am not sure who won the singles tourney as it took forever and was still going on. The guys fron Getcha Popcorn Ready, Deep and the white guy from Not Even Close were still in it. Foster got like fifth or something.

It was all a lot of fun. It was great to play a ton and make some money before the real tournament begins tomorrow. I'll charge my phone beforehand.

We just spent an hour walking the boardwalk looking for food. Apparently everything closes by one a.m.

And yeah, Mantis is still a virgin.

Good luck to all the MD teams when the real action begins tomorrow!

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Updates

My phones dying
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64 player singles tournament about to begin

I think Austin and I were only MD players to get in.
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Hey Paul Robinson

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Waiting in line for the games to begin

Got some chicken fried rice in me and ready to get it started
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The Mantis turns down a hot girl

He turned down an easy chance to lose his virginity to a hot, willing 31-year-old. She wasn't "appealing"

Your Maryland team

Let's go!
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So much quicker than Vegas

Check-in took two minutes and no line. Definitely was refreshing after two and a half hours listening to the Mantis!
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Arrived and checking in!

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Mantis strikes out again

Poor Mantis!

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Not looking good for AC

Adam and I are playing terrible going into this tournament. I think the height of the table is really throwing us off. Hopefully things get better tomorrow (later today).

Austin and I bet Adam that he had to hit at least four cups to be allowed to talk on the way to AC. Although I tried my best to throw the game, Mantis hit one rebuttal to get to four. Fucking Mantis.
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A call to action

He may be a virgin, but the Mantis is getting naked after losing by 10 cups in a two-on-one game vs. Austin and Foster.

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Phallic Phanatic?

Ever noticed how a certain someone's beer pong team names almost always include some sort of phallic reference?

Dixie Normous, Projectile Dysfunction, Money Shots, Giant Cocktapus...

Is someone compensating? Hmmm...

WPT cups

Yikes!

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Practice tonight at 9:15

Red cups and WPT rules at Austin's

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All Day!

This just in: Maryland Beer Pong veteran Stephen "All Day" Catanzaro, who selfishly left the friendly confines of the East Coast for the sunny skies of California, will also be attending the festivities in Atlantic City. His team "The Show" will also be playing for the great state of Maryland.

Confirmed Maryland Teams in AC

Below is a list of confirmed Maryland Beer Pong teams heading to AC:

2 Kids from Hampstead
All The Above (Joey P. and Ronnie M.)
Carlton Banks
Chugsters
Get Mitch or Die Tryin'
McAllister
Pong-a-bility
Projectile Dysfunction
Wet Ballz
What, What? In the Cup
Who's In Your Mouth?
WILDCARD

Not too late

If you're considering going to AC there are some last minute deals to be had. Check out the BPONG.com forums for some good prices. $175 for a three-night hotel stay and chance at $25,000 is not too shabby!

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Austin talking trash?

Looks like Austin may be a little too cocky going into AC... Not sure if I'd be bragging about winning a 22 team tournament!

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Good practice for AC?

Mantis doesn't think so!

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Mantis prevails

After a rocky start, the Mantis was able to win his money back as Get Mitch stole a few games against Foster and Austin.

Austin and Foster had a couple of perfect games in the lengthy series and have clearly established themselves as the team to beat in AC.

The Barn Animal also notched a 1-on-1 victory against Foster, hitting 13 of 14 shots in an OT thriller.

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Projectile Dysfunction

Has taken $50 from Mantis and are 7-1 against Get Mitch or Die Tryin

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Practice tonight at Austin's

Let's go!

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TMBB Goes Mobile!

In less than one week, Maryland Beer Pong's best teams will travel to Atlantic City, NJ, to compete for $25,000 and Maryland's first national title in the World Pong Tour's Atlantic City Beer Pong Championship.

For the first time in Maryland Beer Pong history, we'll be providing up to the minute updates of all the action. No more waiting until a drunk Austin updates the website the next morning. From score updates, pictures, videos and the latest adventures of The Mantis, keep checking back.

In the meantime, be sure to stay up to date right here with all the action in the days leading up to the event.

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